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[Potato]

I swear...

I swear on all that is good and right in this world that i will not rest till this peice of crap movie is blammed!!!

Please, vote 0.

tnavelerri responds:

looking back on it now, it wasnt a very good piece of work, the storyline was its major part, and even that sucked. Blamming it is always an option. But yeah, how did u come across this? it was released more than a year ago, i thought no-one would see it again.

[Viking Kittens]

Awesome song by Led Zepplin.

What would ahve made this really funny was a dog/monk eating the kittens ar have the kittens battle.

[NewYork NewYork-Terrorist]

Brilliant!

My swing choir group has to sing New York New York for a competion soon. So it was shcoking to see this. i will e-mail this to everyone in my group. I hope they get a kick out of it.

[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

Obviously Ni99as can see you

This made me laugh so bad. even though i am saddened by Tupacs death it is still extrmely funny to see tupac get the capped by Mr. T.

[StarCraft: QueenVSTemplar]

This Movie pissed me off

That sucked. You zerg supporter. The protoss will defeat the zerg. First of all you have to have an Arbitor to conjure a statisfelid. Second of all, you need a ghost to guide a Nuke. And in other words your saying Kerrigan was to afraid to finish him off herself.

[Demon God Hallway Plus]

This movie is good for pissing people off.

Hmmm. Well first error i Noticed was the Baphomet. It had Chinese or Japanese writing on it. The real Baphomet Symbols were in Hebrew and Spelled LVTHN anti-clockwise. And the hero was wearing Pink?? The Chick the Demon was holding Hostage was fine. You should have put what happens later ;)

[God Gets High]

I've heard this song before

This is a god song. I liked how god looked in the movie. The song is originally called what if God was one of us by Joan Osborne (if you didn't know that your a dumb ass). But this version is by Weird Al.

[A story of Noah's Ark]

The Truth about Christianity

I beleive there is a god. And i beleive there is a Jesus Christ. According to Science they have proved that the great flood excisted. It also says in the Bible that children can't go to Hell either. The righteos will be saved and the Evil will go to hell... Or looking at another point, the great flood was done not by the work of god but by nature. Primitive man needed a way to explain it.

[Rent-A-Clock-3000™]

Why would anyone hate Clocks??

The sad thing about that is it's true. The Clock crew has become more and more powerful, yet the more we try to blam them the stronger they become. Strawberry clock must be destroyed.

[Satan Performs "Dr. Worm"]

Nice summarization of the scourge of all humanity

LOL. This was funny. Some of the pictures didn't go with the song, but it still was funny. I liked it when Satan Impales Korilin on his horns. Ohh yea, I have read the Satanic bible twice and I have never heard of Crabapple.